Big Daddy Gouda

 Once a month Me and My little friend Aidan go to the movies.  It’s a great arrangement.  He gets a free movie, popcorn, and candy of his choice, and I don’t have to see the “kids flix” alone.

On our last trip to the movies we decided to hit up the facilities before the show started.  As we entered the bathroom Aidan stopped dead in his traxx.

“WHY IS THERE A BLACK GUY IN HERE?”

I was instantly mortified.  I glanced at the urinal and sure as sure can be, there was a black fellow, probably early thirties, thugged out, doing his business.

I didn’t say anything.  I was speechless.  I was in Waterbury. 

I took little solace in the fact that I’d be the one to get punched and Aidan would escape relatively unharmed.

Before I could “sush” Aidan, the black dude finished his business and casually turned around.  He looked at us, chuckled like Fat Albert, and said:

“BECAUSE BLACK GUYS GOTTA PEE TOO LITTLE MAN”

I was relieved this fellow took Aidan’s comment with a grain of salt.  Lucky for us, this particular gentlemen was probably too stoned to fight.

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