Big Daddy Gouda

There is currently a forward circulating Facebook where it asks participants to list 25 random facts about themselves and then pass it on. I’ve been reading other peoples. ( i didn’t know Amy was on the radio?) But, rather than take part on Facebook, I’d rather do it here, where I’ve always shown  preferential treatment over Facebook and, ahem, Myspace.

Here are 25 Random and not so Random things about me that you may or may not know.

1. I’ve had 7 sexual partners

2. I’ve never done Heroin, Crack, Meth or Ecstasy but I’ve tried pretty much everything else.

3. I’m a member of Match.com

4. On the rare instances where I get my coffee from Dunkin Donuts I get a medium Toasted Almond, light and sweet.

5. I have songs by Justin Timberlake, New Kids on the Block and Enya on my IPOD.

6. I’ve faked an orgasm

7. I rented the movie Sweet November with Keanu Reeves and Charlize Theron and watched it alone.

8. Most of my “crushes” are either out of my league or married and more often than not, both.

9. Usually when I go to the movies in Waterbury I buy my ticket from the machine using my credit card and I always select “child” or “senior citizen” so I can get the ticket for cheap. At the Waterbury Mall they never EVER check.

10. I watch Greys Anatomy

11. I’ve seen Twilight 4 times. 3 at the movies and once illegally online.

12. I read Aprille’s diary while she was in class.

13. I can spot a dark soul as easily as I can spot a pure one. Ask me about someone and I’ll tell you what they are all about.

14. Lately the song I’ve been singing in the shower is “All these things that I’ve done” by The Killers”.

15. I’ve performed stand up comedy on a New York stage 3 times. The first time I was good. The second time I KILLED and the third time I bombed. I never returned after the bombing.

16. I can’t remember the last time I hugged my father- Probably not since elementary school. I’ve never said “I love you” to him. I’ve hugged my sister twice, the day I graduated and the day I left for college. I hug my mother every time I see her. I tell her I love her as we say our goodbyes on the phone or in person.

17. After a night of partying, rather than sleep on someone’s floor or in a strange bed, I’ve driven home drunk.

18. 95 percent of the time I shave, I do it in the shower, rather than over the sink in front of the mirror.

19. Some songs that I used to love but now I can’t stand include “Black” by Pearl Jam and “Mr Jones” by The Counting Crows.

20. I’ve only truly loved one woman in my lifetime.

21. I can eat anchovies plain, right out of the can.

22. From 2001 to 2003 I’d say I was in the best shape of my life. I didn’t eat fast food and I exercised daily. At the height of this three year health kick, I was running 3-6 miles a clip, three or four times a week. On days  I didn’t run I was lifting weights.

23. I was obsessed with the Jagger/Brenda/Jason love triangle on General Hospital.

24. Some odd things I find attractive in women are eyes that sparkle, small feet and jean overalls.

25. I can remember all the jobs I’ve ever had, in order: Maintenance worker at Lakeride, Lodge Attendant at Lakeridge,  Age of Video, Patco, Liquor Depot, Blockbuster, Nicholas Pizza, Erotic Empire, Domino’s Pizza, Jeep Salesman at Northwest Hills, Insurance Agent at CIGNA, Nicholas Pizza again. The Register Citizen.

 

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