Big Daddy Gouda

Betchya taught I fo’got ’bout da Facebook memories. Nah…Just procrastinatin’ as usual.

And here…we …go:

KRISTA MODINE: While partying at Tai’s I confronted you and asked you why you hated me, after finding out from Tai earlier in the day that you “couldn’t stand me”. Your answer was a good one, basically telling me it’s because I was an asshole to you whenever we shared the same space. I’m glad you were able to overlook that unfortunate personality trait of mine, as we’ve become great friends over the years.

JAMIE NIVOLO:You told me in strict confidence about some guy you were “seeing” at UCONN. You swore me to secrecy. One night, while partying withthe guys, I blabbed your secret to the crew, who in turn, blabbed it to you a few days later. You drove to BLOCKBUSTER where I was working at the time. You spent about 5 minutes, all in one breath I believe, telling me what an asshole I was for betraying your trust. After you were done ranting you told me it was hard for you to stay mad at me and that you’ve forgiven me. I think I got off REAAAL easy. Thank You.

JOE NOZZILILLO:Senior year swim meet. It was the diving competition at the WinstedYMCA I believe.  Tyson Smith biffed his dive and back flopped. The whole crowd was silent, until your bellowing laugh cut through the silence like a knife, which in turn caused me to have a laughing fit. I still remember the looks we got from parents for laughing at the poor kid. I’m laughing right now.

DANIELLE O’DELL:In 7th grade I told TK Langston to ask you if you were interested in me. You said it wouldn’t be right because I had just dumped Mina Gavell and she was your friend. A few days later, while at a dance, I decided to go for broke. I asked you to dance. You said “Sure”. Then I asked you out. Again you said, “Sure”….Nov. 4 1989.

TAI PARIS: While playing video games at your house a certified letter arrived, informing you that you’d won the Nobel Prize in physics for your work on the laser-based precision spectroscopy, including the optical frequency comb technique. Saying the award was too commercial you refused and it was instead given to Roy J. Glauber for for his contribution to the quantum theory of optical coherence

ERIN PECK MAZIARZ:The first few times I met you I was scared to death to talk to you. I assumed you to be a stuck up priss and figured you assumed me to be a sarcastic jerk. The ice was broken one night after a 15 minute conversation at the bar about, what else, Beverly Hills 90210. While a lot of things may have crossed my mind during that conversation, the idea that I’d be in your wedding someday was not one of them.

AIMEE PELLETIER: Fifth grade, sitting in music class in a circle, we were passing around some instrument and instructed to play a little tune the teacher had just taught us. I think it was an xylophone. I was clueless. The thing was put in front of me after being used by you and, sensing the trouble in my eyes, you sweetly asked, “Do you know what to do Walt?” I did not and you proceeded to show me. Out of a simple act of kindness on your part, I developed my first real crush.

HEATHER LAMBERT PERREAULT: I met you at Brian Shafer’shouse. You were over visiting his sister Jenn. I spent about a half hour flirting withyou and eventually asked if you wanted to join me the next day for a run. You said yes, and totally kicked my ass. We stopped in the woods and you asked me to help you with your hair tie, though I think you were just being nice and really sensed that I was about to pass out.

MARK PFEFFER: A group of us had just dropped acid at Tai’s. For some reason, while tripping, you and I both shared the same horrible fear: Tai’s MOM, Kim. Whenever she would approach us during those moments, we couldn’t help but laugh in her face. Anyway, we were about a half hour into our adventure and things were just starting to move, when who should walk into the room but Tai’smom. I instantly scoured the room for the phone so I could pretend I was talking to someone, thus not having to make eye contact with her. The device was nowhere in site. I looked across the room, and there you were, one step ahead of me, phone in hand, having a fake conversation, obviously thinking the same thing I was.

COLIN PRATT: While Adam’s basement, setback, Joe and the Jack of Diamonds is legendary, I’ll go with sitting at your moms house dressed in Togas, playing Mario Kart. “Here we go!”

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