Big Daddy Gouda

I know I’m weird and those who know me best know it to. How do I know I’m weird? Well, when you’re weird, you just know. Here are some things I’m pretty sure make me a bit off.

1. I prefer to go to the movies alone. This started in my early 20s. I’ve always loved the movies, but I started going alone when I found myself bored with nothing to do. I admit, the first few times I went alone took some courage. I felt like some sort of pervert. Now, as far as I’m concerned, it’s the only way to go. Though I did have a good time seeing The Hangover with Ashlie.

2. I talk out loud when no one is around. No, I don’t carry on full conversations with myself, but I often find myself walking through the house and I’ll say something that makes absolutely no sense.

3. I can’t sleep in silence. The TV has to be on or, no matter how tired I am, I still can’t fall asleep.

4. I have seen EVERY episode of Little House on the Prairie at least 4 times. Just to put it into perspective, there are about 144 episodes of that show that ran for nine seasons.

5. If I’m out in public and see someone I know, 9 times out of 10 I wont feel like talking to them, so I’ll go out of my way to avoid them, even if it means leaving the store and coming back later.

6. I love the world of Twilight. I’ve read all the books. I read Midnight Sun twice. I saw the first film at a midnight showing and already have plans to go again when New Moon comes out in November.

7. I took up smoking because I was bored. I forced myself through a week’s worth of smoking until I was addicted.

8.  Sometimes if I have to pee really bad, and then I start to go I begin counting. Whatever number I end up on when I’m done, I  multiply by a million and that’s how much money I will someday have in my bank account.

9. At least once every few months I dream that I’m back in high school. I’m a teenager but I have my 30 year old brain and I’m in danger of not graduating because I haven’t completed all my course work. These dreams really stress me out.

10. When I see a Red Door I want to paint it Black.

11. I’m obsessed with cleaning my ears with a Q-Tip.

12. I’m single and have been for some time. That being said, I am fully aware that sharing these things about me in a public forum is not going to do anything to help change that, but I post ‘em anyway.

13. I love the show Full House.

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