Top 10 Things I Learned Over Road Race Weekend 2009
10. When I finish off my Saturday night with jagger shots, and spend early Sunday morning hugging the toilet, there is no way I’m making it to the race on time….unless of course Tai shows up at my house, wakes me out of a sound sleep and drags me to Litchfield.
9. People within the group without children are firmly in the minority.
8. If Julia’s 8 year old son Reid chooses to, he will someday play baseball in the Major Leagues while her five year old, Nolan knows more stats about the Yankees than a lot of other New York fans. Tai, Ads, and Beka Nappiello come to mind.
6. Speaking of Jules, I can always count on her for a great story or two.
5. If Goat comes to a party with his kids he will not talk to you and will probably leave without saying goodbye.
4. I’m pretty sure, deep down, KC is the same girl I knew in high school.
3. Road Race weekend is just not the same without Chop being paraded down Main Street in handcuffs, flanked by Lynn Lewis and Dodgie Doyle.
2. As I’d predicted, my sister was disqualified from her first ever Litchfield Hills Road Race for wearing a t-shirt that read, “Fuck this town, Fuck this race, and Fuck all you rich snobs.”
1. Becca Clock still wants me.
June 15, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Nicely done Walt! Great to see you!
June 16, 2009 at 3:21 am
It was Cooper and Lewis. Dodgie drives the pace car, and you know he never would have let that go down like that.
Hope you guys had fun, maybe i’ll give you another show next year.