Who’s Bad?
Ok, it’s been a week since the unfortunate passing of The King of Pop. I’ve held these back long enough:
While responding to a 911 call, EMT’s were dumbfounded upon walking into Michael Jackson’s home and seeing two five year old boys sitting on a block of ice.
“What’s up with that,” the EMT asked Jackson’s bodyguard, to which he responded: “Eh, Mike likes to have a couple of cold ones in the afternoon.”
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What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett?
Nothing
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Why is Michael Jackson white?
Because he’s dead
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In honor of The King of Pop McDonald’s has created The McJackson Burger, composed of 50 year old meat between 8 year old buns.
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Upon her arrival in Heaven God told Farrah Fawcett she had lived a great life and fought bravely until the end. Therefore he was granting her one wish.
“I wish all the children of the world peace and safety,” Fawcett said.
Two hours later Michael Jackson arrived in Heaven.
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Results of the autopsy have revealed that Michael Jackson died from food poisoning.
The night before he died Jackson reportedly ate a 12 year old wiener and 8 year old nuts.
July 3, 2009 at 2:53 am
Wow, it took you 7 days….I was betting 3 days!