Apparently this is called a “Secret Survey”
1.What’s in your wallet?
Hopefully the winning WIN 4 LIFE ticket
2. What’s under your bed?
The Sword of Gondor
3. What’s on that way top shelf or in the very far back of your closet?
Nagini
4.What’s in your underwear drawer?
Socks
5. What’s in the trunk of your car?
Jimmy Hoffa, what’s left of him anyway
6. What’s in your desk or locker?
Tom Riddle’s Diary
7.Do you have a super-secret hiding place and what’s in it?
I do, and it holds a plastic baggie filled with Vicodin, and, after I stop at Taco Bell, I should have them within the hour.
8. Do you feel guilty about something right now, if yes what?
Even though it’s raining, I should take Andy out before bed
9.What is the most embarassing thing in your room right now?
My Edward Cullen Poster
10. Have you done something recently you hope no one finds out about?
Oh yeah
11.What is your last thought before you fall asleep?
I hope I wake up
12. How long have those leftovers been in the fridge?
leftovers?
13. If I confiscated your computer and took a look around….what would I find?
That me and Pete Townsend are a lot alike
14. Do you sleep with anything?
Well, it’s been Andy for the last few days
15. What is your midnight snack weakness?
Peanut butter and fluff sandwich, although the bread is optional depending how tired I am.
16. Have you ever shoplifted?
Yes, but it was an accident, as in, I accidentally left the house with no money.
17. Have you ever vandalized anything?
No
18. Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
This question is so lame it’s not even funny
19. What do you wait until no one is looking to do?
The Thriller Dance
20. Have you told the truth in this survey?
To tell you the truth, I’d be lying if I said I told the truth
