Big Daddy Gouda

• I shed a tear at the end of Marley and Me. I got choked up watching the Yankees hoist their 27th World Series trophy. Yet I have not so much as frowned over the Haiti quake.
• I hate Dane Cook
•  I don’t watch House, CSI, Survivor or How I Met Your Mother
• I usually change the radio station when a Led Zeppelin song comes on. Especially Stairway…yuck.
• I get excited for wrestling Pay Per Views like The Royal Rumble and Wrestlemania.
• You tell me the title of the Little House on the Prairie episode and I’ll tell you about the whole episode.
• There have been 500 episodes of The Simpsons. I’ve seen every single one of them.
• If she was hot and willing I’d do her. Wedding ring or not. Actually “hot” would simply be icing on the cake.
• Sometimes I find myself saying things to Andy the Puggle as if I’m expecting an answer back. “So what did you do today while Uncle Walt was at work?”
• Dramatic Facebook status updates make me cringe and definitely do not illicit any of the sympathetic feelings that the poster intended. Actually it has the complete opposite effect.
• Actually, if you are one of those dramatic status updaters, there is a good chance we’re giggling about it behind your back.
• I prefer amateur porn to the high-end stuff. I dunno but bleach blond woman with fake boobs and plastic faces just don’t do it for me.
• I have a secret crush on……ehh, we’ll save that truth for another day…..or will we?

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