Big Daddy Gouda

When I checked my stats page today I was happy to find that a few people are still checking the old blog everyday. Not that there’s anything new to report but, it’s still there, hanging out in cyberspace…waiting for some lovin’.

Here are the top 10 reasons I don’t blog as much:

10. After five years of this shit I’ve said all there is to say.

9. How can I compete with all the exciting Facebook status updates?

8. It’s hard to write a blog when the dog is licking my toes.

7. Watching America’s Got Talent is a better way to spend my time.

6. I no longer feel comfortable writing in such an open forum. I mean, what if Mary Jo, the hot clerk from court, finds this blog and discovers what I’m really like.

5. After 5 years this blog has gotten sooooo popular that i’m finding myself uncomfortable with all the fame. I finally know how Kurt Cobain felt.

4. Blogs are so 2003!!

3. It comes down to one simple character flaw: I’m lazy.

2. I’m too depressed because Julia and KC no longer comment on my posts.

And….the NUMBER 1 reason I don’t blog as much:

How can I blog? My computer is in a pawn shop, i don’t have the cash to get it out of hock and I’m not desperate enough to blog on my Blackberry….or am I?

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